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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
grumblingbumblebee
emmaeaster:
“ apairoflyriumtattooedbreasts:
“ thesixpennybook:
“ historical-nonfiction:
“The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.” ”
#did they name it mau...
historical-nonfiction

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

thesixpennybook

#did they name it mau because thats the sound cats make!?

now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.

human: what the fuck are you?

cat: mau

human: oh okay then

apairoflyriumtattooedbreasts

The very first pokemon.

emmaeaster

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

Source: historical-nonfiction
owlmylove
dollsome-does-tumblr

i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?

a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”

so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency

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